HI, I'm Kyle.

When I was three years old, my mother took me to a playground to socialize. Upon arrival, I marched up to my peers and promptly declared, "Good afternoon, troops. Your general has arrived." This moment of childhood ingenuity was interrupted by a mutiny soon thereafter. 

After my deposition, I landed in Chicago, IL (redundant, there's not another). Currently, I'm a copywriter. Tomorrow, a vagrant. 

Here's an example of my person.